Drugs

Today was a typical day for you. Hurry and get home from school, eat and run outside to play. A few hours into playing you come in and tell mom and dad that you have found a bag of drugs down by the neighbors house. My first thought was "What the heck is a bag of drugs doing lying on the ground?" and then I thought "Wait, how would he even know what they look like?" So we ask you to describe what you saw to us and this is what we got: "It was in a small whiten box, lying on the grass. It had M-A-R-L-B-O-R-O written on it." My initial reaction: "Seriously? This kid just saw the box from a distance and came in able to spell Marlboro to me correctly none the less??" And then the follow up of explaining they are cigarettes, whichI have taught him are a drug and bad for our bodies. Oh this boy slays me sometimes!